Lottomars Club Logo designed by
Club Member: Edgar Vadauskas
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Be the first
person on Mars Club We all want a Mars Mission, sending people to the Red Planet for the first time. What's stopping us? Money! We have the technology and the will . . . but no one has the funding. We don't have a Queen Isabella of Spain to cash in her jewels! We have to do something ourselves. It's been over 32 years since we first went to the Moon. Our Club wants a Mission to Mars! We're serious about this! |
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Certain strict criteria must be
met before you can join the Lottomars Club, we will check to make sure:
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Membership Anyone can join the Lottomars Club, and membership is $1.00 (US). This money goes in a trust account & starts earning interest. In ten years we have a colossal amount of money. We then approach NASA, & we say to them: "Our club has a lot of Money." This money is for an expedition to Mars. We will give this money to you, but. . . You have to take along one Member of the Lottomars Club. (that paid to enter the random draw) That lucky Club Member gets to be the first human being to set foot on Mars. |
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LOTTOMARS CLUB T-SHIRTS With the incomparable Lottomars Club Logo, they are essential apparel for everyone on Earth! It's vital that all of you buy these T-Shirts; Firstly, they are guaranteed to stop Martians from sucking out your brain and spinal cord. Secondly, this is how I hope to make lots of money and become an Internet Tycoon. So, I want you to order your T-Shirt now! I want several million of these superb T-Shirts sold as soon as possible.
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Several
years of intensive Scientific Research have almost established that Humans do need their
central nervous system. To make sure those pesky Martians don't suck out your brain
and spinal cord, you need. . . |
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