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Let us know what you would say if you were the first person on Mars.

For example:

"Hi Mom!"
"This place looks just like my backyard."
"Look! There's a house here and the mailbox has the name: J. Hoffa on it."
"Where's the bathroom?"
"There's thousands of them here and they all look just like the Brazilian Triplets that were in Playboy."
"I'm proud to be the first human to donate my brain and spi. . . aruugggaakkk!"
"What the heck are the Three Stooges doing here?"
My God! There's Volvos everywhere!

What are you going to say?

Tell us. . .

Who you are. . .

Where you are from. . .

What are your Famous First Words?

Send this information to The Lottomars Club.

See other persons famous first words below


December 30, 1998.

Wade Pelly's Immortal First Words on Mars would be:

I'm Home!


January 14, 1999.

Kris's Immortal First Words on Mars would be:

I'll have one cheeseburger, one fries, and a Chocolate shake, please?


January 14, 1999.

Bobert the truly unusual's Immortal First Words on Mars would be:

Lucy, I'm home!


January 14, 1999.

Publicus's Immortal First Words on Mars would be:

I came, I saw, I colonized.


January 19, 1999.

Devin Blagbrough's Immortal First Words on Mars would be:

"Damit my urine tube is leaking!"


January 21, 1999.

Neil Shepard's Immortal First Words on Mars would be:

EEuuuuw, it's sticky.


February 24, 1999.

Dave, from Georgia, USA Immortal First Words on Mars would Be:

Hey Bubba, watch me do this!


October 28, 1999.

Brian, from Australia, immortal First Words on Mars would Be:

Hey, wait a tic. . . this isn't Venus! Dammit!


November 1, 2002.

Sally, from Iowa, Immortal First Words on Mars would be

I gotta pee.


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