|The Martians are Cannibals by
preference. They will walk right past a Human to suck out the brain and spinal cord of
another Martian. This is why most Martians will carry several bottles of Coke with them
always, it's a survival trait. Coca-Cola's sales marketing strategy for Mars is kept in a
file labeled: "Shooting Fish in a Barrel."
The Lottomars Club Member chosen to be the first person on Mars will be taking
along a large supply of Coca-Cola. Next to the incomparable Lottomars Club T-Shirt, a
bottle of Coke will protect your brain and spinal cord from Martians the Best. When the
Martian pops up out of the sand next to you and exposes a vacuum cleaner like appendage.
Give the Martian a nice cold and refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola. The Martian will gently
take the Coke from you and say, "Barsoomer!" (Martian for: Thank you, Mommy!),
and go away.
|The Coca-Cola Company feels sorry
that the Martians have to manually twist their own DNA. They are currently searching for
another Chubby Checker record on Martian's behalf.
||The lucky Lottomars Club Member
Chosen to go to Mars hopefully can deliver the Chubby Checker record to the Martians,
while wearing Lottomars Club T-Shirt, of course!
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